So yeah, I’m a different breed of book reviewer. I’m not curling up with a blanket and a steaming mug of chai tea when I read a book. I’m the guy crushing a 32 oz Yeti Rambler full of margarita down by the pool. I’m splashing chicks with wicked cannonballs trying to get their attention. It sometimes works, but whatever, I got my book and my marg waiting for me. I like reading books and writing about them. If more people read the books I like then we’d be living in a better place. Anyways, that’s about all I got. Adios amigos!
⭐⭐⭐⭐ So yeah, I was so pumped up to read this that I queued up all the Alien movies in my mom’s Disney+ account. I then had a bit of a panic because I promised a hot date night to this girl I met on Tinder. After a few deep breaths, and a couple shots…Keep reading
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ So yeah, I wasn’t expecting to like this one. Sure, there’s a robot, and I fucking love robots, but a tea monk? A tea monk and I would be on the distant ends of a personality spectrum. I’m pounding shots of tequila before hopping on a mechanical bull in an attempt to impress some…Keep reading
⭐⭐⭐ So yeah, is fuck fest one word or two? Maybe it’s hyphenated. I’m going to go with one word because I like it, fuckfest. It’s like a huge music festival up in the mountains where everyone takes a bunch of shrooms, dresses up like animals, and listens to EDM. But with fucking. I suppose…Keep reading
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